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| "Hey Come Back! You Forgot the Rest Your Bullshit" |
1. I am Sorry did the middle of my sentence interrupt the
beginning of yours
2.
I don't like to call it revenge
returning the favor sounds nicer
3.
Don't ruin an apology with an excuse
4.
I'm sorry it's just a card again
5.
If you ran like your mouth, you'd be
in good shape
6.
If you're looking for an apology, you'll
find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary
7.
Settle down nipple dick everything
is a joke
8.
I'm sorry I was late I didn't want
to come
9.
Stuff your stories in a sack Mister
10.
Well done is better than well said
11.
Charge what you worth and don't
apologize
12.
I make no apologies How I choose to
repair what you broke
13.
I will never apologize for being me
you should apologize for asking me to be anything else
14.
I'm sorry is a statement. I won't do
it again is a promise. How do I make it up to you is a responsibility?
15.
I'm pretty sure you don't know what
you're talking about but please continue
16.
No response is a powerful response
Remember that
17.
Distance can stop what's meant to be
18.
My superpower is I can look you dead
in the face while you're talking and not hear a thing
19.
In case you didn't hear the look I
just gave you shut up
20.
I'd tell you to go to hell but I
don't want to see you there
21.
I have neither the time or crayons
to explain this to you
22.
I would agree with you but then we
would both be wrong
23.
Every day is a second chance
24.
I can explain it to you but I can't
understand it for you
25.
Fool me once you're lost end of
story
26.
It's been lovely but I have to
scream now
27.
Nobody stole him from you he was
running bitch
28.
What you have to say about me is not
nearly as bad as what I know about you
29.
I don't ask why you're obnoxious so
don't ask me why I'm quiet
30.
Excuses will always be there for you
opportunity won't
31.
The difference between coffee in
your opinion was I asked for coffee
32.
Grab a straw because you suck
33.
I couldn't help but notice
everything wrong with you
34.
just because it's a bad idea doesn't
mean it's not going to be a good time
35.
Acting like a Dick won't make yours
bigger
36.
Sorry I think your drama is largely self-created
37.
Don't worry about me worry about
your eyebrows
38.
Let's make better mistakes tomorrow
39.
A lot can happen in a year
40.
I don't understand your specific
kind Oh crazy but I do admire your commitment to it
41.
Hey tell me if this sounds like a
phone hanging up
42.
Making me doubt myself was your
first mistake. Underestimating me will be your last
43.
So tell me does it hurt to be full
of Shit
44.
I'm sorry I upset you I'll try not
to be right next time
45.
I'm responsible for what I say not
what you understand
46.
If your mind is so closed why is
your mouth so open
47.
Where is the point in our friendship
where we should realize we don't have one
48.
It's no secret it's just not your
business
49.
May your character preach louder
than your words
50.
I don't even chase my shots what
makes you think I'm going chase after you
51.
If you're not going to speak up how
is the world going to know you exist
52.
I will be home for Christmas and in
therapy by New Year's
53.
Raisin cookies that look like
chocolate chip cookies is the main reason I have issues
54.
You're ass must get jealous of all
the shit that comes out of your mouth
55.
You would lose your mind trying to
understand mine
56.
I do what I like you don't have to
like what I do
57.
That wasn't very Versace of you
58.
I don't have an attitude problem You
have a problem with my attitude and that's not my problem
59.
Stop asking me to trust you while
I'm coughing up water from the last time you drowned me
60.
You can only be as good as your
taste
61.
I'm not crying I'm having an
allergic reaction to feelings
62.
I've done bad things that make me
smile
63.
You smell like hidden motives get
away from me
64.
I was going to give you a nasty look
but I see you already got one
65.
When life gives you lemons take them
free Shit is cool
66.
You look pretty today was I ugly
yesterday
67.
Why don't you put a cock in your ear
and Fuck what you heard
68.
It's not your job to like me it's
mine
69.
Don't let the mixed signals fool you
indecision is a decision
70.
Nothing good happens from hitting
reply all
71.
I have read too many books to
believe what I'm told
72.
I like flaws they make things
interesting
73.
You can't fix crazy all you can do
is document it
74.
I haven't lost my temper I can show
you exactly where it is
75.
I only Fuck with a handful So I
don't **** with you my hand is full
76.
I am so blunt you can smoke the
truth
77.
I don't hate people I just feel
better when they're not around
78.
I will clap when I'm impressed
79.
Life is too short to be serious all
the time call me I'll laugh at you
80.
I'm offended by how easily you're
offended
81.
Your problem is you hate pretty
people
82.
Feeling good about yourself ask a
kid to draw a picture of you
83.
They will call me crazy until they
Find out I'm right
84.
I used to care what people thought
of me Until one day I tried to pay my bills with their opinions
85.
Of course I know you hate me I just
don't care
86.
Only a fool trips on what is behind him
87.
I know what I bring to the table so
trust me when I say I say I am not afraid eat alone
88.
It's a joke not a Dick don't take it
so hard
89.
Desperate times called they want
their desperate measures back
90.
A penny for your thought seems a
little pricey
91.
Hold on to my dignity I've got some
sketchy stuff to do
92.
Congratulations on your downgrade
that's a hell of a 5
93.
Whew that was close I almost had to
socialize
94.
You wanna be at my level climb Bitch
95.
I will have your cake and eat it too
96.
Keep the change you filthy animal
97.
I've been hated by many wanted by
plenty Disliked by some but confronted by none
98.
Let me know if you ever become
interesting
99.
Go away I'm reading
100. Fuck is responsible for everything
Hey Come Back! You Forgot All Your Bullshit
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