Top 100 Pickup Lines

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Sara's Top 12
  • I saw you on Facebook.
  • Why cant you love the one your with?
  • You look a lot like my NEXT girlfriend.
  • You have a brilliant mind can I mock it?
  • Know what would look good on you? Me
  • I just want you to be happy and naked.
  • You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
  • I'm going to start being more assertive if that's okay with you?
  • You had me at I hate everyone too.
  • Stop undressing me with your eyes. Use your teeth.
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  • I may not be a photographer but I can picture us together.
  • I'll keep you safe. You keep me wild.
  • Our smiles should touch now.
  • Perhaps making out for a few minutes would help us figure things out?
  • I would date you so hard then marry the shit out of you.
  • Do you believe in love and first sight or should I walk by again?
  • If you can't embrace your curves, may I?
  • You had me at Merlot.
  • When you're feeling down, I will be there to feel you up.
  • It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.
  • Just hold my hand and it will take you everywhere.
  • If you can love the wrong person that much, just imagine how much you could love the right one?
  • We should Fucking party together?
  • If you ask me how many times you have crossed my mind, I would have to say only once cause very left.
  • Kissing burn 6.4 calories a minute. Would you like to workout?
  • Can I borrow a kiss? I promise To Give It back.
  • Want to lazy Sunday with me?
  • We go together like fuck and you.
  • You have a beautiful face. Let's frame it with my legs.
  • They say guys with really cool cars are compensating for having small dicks. Well ladies I don't have a car.
  • Are you a protester? Because you been occupying my mind for quite some time.
  • Thank God you're as easy as you look.
  • Did you buy those pants on sale? At my store everything is 100% off.
  • I want to do boring things with you.
  • Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.
  • I will be your Dairy Queen if you be my Burger King.
  • I have a boner the size of your mouth.
  • I feel profound connection with you based on the books I saw on yourself.
  • I believe on of my ribs belong to you.
  • I bet it never occurred to you that I can't say hello to you and risk another goodbye?
  • I am no Joseph, but maybe you can help me interpret the dreams ?
  • Let’s hug until it becomes slightly inappropriate?
  • I can't believe how much I'm not sick you.
  • I turned out liking you a lot more than I originally planned.
  • If you're willing to chase me, I promised to run slow.
  • Let's pretend to get together soon?
  • Feel my sweater it's made out of boyfriend material?
  • Stop, drop and roll baby. You're on fire!
  • There is nothing like us -there is nothing like you & me together.
  • I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
  • Your single, I'm single coincidence?
  • I'm good at algebra I can replace your X and you wouldn't need to figure out Y.
  • Lucky I brought my library card because I 'am checking you out.
  • There is something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
  • You're the type of boy I'd make a sandwich for.
  • You look a lot like my next boyfriend.
  • What's the matter? Afraid of temptation?
  • I want your last name.
  • Is that the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
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